there is no adjective...

In lieu of my daughter's impending entrance into kindergarten (which I shall not discuss for longer then five seconds, lest the tears start rolling again...) we have been house hunting.  This has certaintly been an *interesting* process.  I have seen a color red of carpet that I didn't even know existed, appliances older than my great great great great grandmother....you get the idea. 

BUT...this one certaintly takes the cake!  I've tried to find an adjective, but even my (former) English teacher brain finds none worthy to fully describe this...believe me I tried.  Here, you take your pick:

Main Entry: garish


Part of Speech: adjective

Definition: flashy, tasteless

Synonyms: blatant, brassy, brazen, cheap, chintzy, flaunting, gaudy, glaring, glittering, kitschy, loud, meretricious, ornate, ostentatious, overdone, overwrought, raffish, screaming, showy, tawdry, tinsel, vulgar

okay...first of all, let's discuss the curtains.  I didn't know that cat puke was a color, but apparently I was wrong.  Clearly...the garish/chintzy/gaudy (my faves) hanging end table wins as quite possibly the ugliest thing I have ever seen.  The mere fact that someone bought this atrocity...hung it on their ceiling, and then left it is beyond me.  This was just too hilarious not to share. 
So, enjoy.
[and, needless to say, we will not be choosing this house ;)